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Episode 2x19 |
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Mary Alice starts by telling us about a woman named
Luisa Pate who in order to control students enstills a sense of
shame in their parents. We see her giving parents all bad news on
things their kids have done and then when she spoke with Lynette,
she told her Parker offered another student ,Cindy Loo People's, a
cookie if she would show him her vagina. She asked Lynette to teach
Parker what is appropriate and what isn't. Lynette confronts Parker and he tells her his friend said babies come from "down there" and asked how a baby gets in there. Lynette explained that the parents a hug, a seed gets planted and 9 months later a baby is born. Later Lynette gets home and Mrs.McClusky had babysat her kids. Mrs.McClusky was eating a fudgicle, said Penny fussed, the twins fought as usual and Parker offered her a fugicle if she'd show him her vagina. Lynette almost freaked when Mrs.McClusky said "oh no..I just went to get this from the freezer now" Mrs.McClusky told Lynette to tell the kids sex was dirty, wrong and not to talk about it or they'd go to hell. Lynette tried to explain it wasn't right to ask people about their "private parts" and he kept asking her "why?" after everything she was saying, so finally she blurted out that it was dirty and wrong. (and he had the same look on his face as when he was obsessed with dinosaurs, baseball, trains etc...) Mary Alice then said Lynette didn't have to shame Parker, all he needed was a new obsession, so she bought him a puppy and said it was another 3 yrs before Parker would talk about sex again. Bree It had been 6 weeks since Andrew declared war on Bree. They were at the courthouse and Bree's stepmother and father showed up. They convinced the lawyer to postpone the hearing because they believed Bree and Andrew could settle their differences outside of court. At home, her Dad told them all they had to do was kiss and make up and Bree laughed. Andrew said he would do it. Andrew says "I forgive you" and then Bree said "I forgive you" both of them looking at eachother knowing there was no way in hell they had forgiven eachother. Then when Bree's Dad mentioned to forget the emancipation, Andrew said he couldn't live in a place that didn't feel safe and said Bree hit him when he asked her to stop drinking. Bree fought back saying it was when Andrew was tanked after the hit and run on the neighbor. Her stepmom asked if the neighbor was o.k. and Bree said she was dead. Later Bree's stepmother told Bree that they were taking Andrew back to Rhode Island with them, it was Andrew's idea. Bree said "absolutely not". Bree's stepmother was then telling bree that she never backed down, not even when she made horrible peanut butter cookies when she was younger and Bree said "my mother didn't think they were awful", so her stepmom told her her mother lied to her.She told Bree to be a responsible adult she needed to admit that she failed as a mother and to move on. Bree asked if she really thought she had failed and her stepmother replied "I am not going to lie and be supportive, that was your mother's thing" Bree saw Andrew and Justin arguing outside and Andrew drove out. She went out and asked Justin what happened and he said he loves Andrew is upset he is moving. She asked why he loved Andrew and he said because when Justin's parents kicked him out after finding out he was gay , Andrew told him his parents were stupid to not realize just how great he was. Bree said he could help her try to keep Andrew to stay. She had packed boxes and gave her Dad a box to close and then load the car. He saw all Andrew's adult videos and gay magazines and asked what was going on. her stepmother asked if Andrew was gay and bree said "he hates labels, I'm sure it's just a phase" The stepmother was freaking out and Bree said it was no longer her concern. Later Andrew asked where his grandparents were and Bree told him they left and left him a note.. The note said they were taking away his trust fund. Bree told him he'd have to stay there with her and they'd have to work things out and let go of their anger and ended with "by the way, I invited Justin over for dinner, I hope you don't mind" Gabby The Solis' were in court fighting for custody of the baby. The father was a high school student who had left on spring break and when the judge asked the lawyers what the father had to say in all of this, the lawyer said he didn't return her messages but text messaged her saying "this blows my mind and I'm extremely bummed out" the judge almost rolling his eyes granted temporary custody to the Solis' saying they were the lesser of 2 evils. They had custody until the father would testify and speak. At home the ladies of Wisteria Lane were visiting and she told them she'd hire a nanny and night nurse. Carlos refused saying they won't be a yuppy couple pawning their child. (the ladies left) He then told her they needed to make sacrifices like his mama did and Gabby said "that's what put her in the grave....and the hit and run thing" Later...the baby was crying and Carlos told Gabby to get up. Se got up , took the baby and went to wake up Shei Meng, told her she hadn't slept in 2 days and asked her to look after the baby, but not tell Carlos. Shei Meng didn't really feel like it but Gabby told her she wouldn't make her do windows the next day  Another day Gabby bought Shei Meng a spa certificate for helping her out with the baby and then Gabby said to bathe Lily and put her to bed, she was going to ypga class. Another time Gabby was getting ready, she walked out of the house, yelled to Shei meng to watch the baby she was going to meet Mrs.VanDeCamp and she left. At a restaurant, Bree and Gabby were talking and Bree told her she just got back from the spa and that Shei Meng was there. Gabby freaked and drove home like a maniac, ran in the house and went to get the baby from the basinette. Carlos walked in and Gabby was doing yoga with the baby hooked on to her in a carrier and Carlos told her he'll take the baby so she could do her yoga. (thinking she had been with Lily all day) Paul and Mrs.Tillman Paul was leaving his house and he slipped. Felicia was outside mixing stuff in a bowl and she mentioned to him that it was a pretty hard fall. he realized there was all shortening on his doorstep. Later he started a barbecue and the flames flew high, he and Zack checked and instead of lighter fluid, it was gasoline. Again Felicia was outside and she said "something smeels good over there" Paul was upset. Zack asked if Paul if Felicia was trying to kill him and he said "she's trying to piss me off". While asleep Paul heard noise outside. He walked out and his house was covered and men told him they got a call for termites. Felicia walks out and apologizes that the termites were at her place and she must have "accidentally" given them the wrong address. Paul grabbed her he was so angry and the men working outside pulled him off her. As everyone walking by was looking she pointed out that he had assulted her but thank goodness people were around. Susan Susan went to Karl's to see why he did what he did i the room last time and when he answered his door, he was in a towel. Later she got flowers with a card saying "say the word and I'm yours", Julie couldn't believe what was going on. She went to the movies alone and Mike walked in with a woman. Susan went to sit next to a guy and told him to pretend they knew eachother. Mike saw her and the guy introduced himself as Orason Hodge, said he is a dentist and Susan walked in, he was looking in her mouth and decided to stick his tongue in it. LOL Later that guy showed up at her door with her wallet, which had fallen out of her purse at the theatre. he told her he put hiscard in it in case she wanted to call him. She told him all the history of Mike and Karl etc...and said he'd never see her again because she was a terrible person, he told her she wasn't terrible but that Karl was a coward and she should run far far away from him. When he was leaving he told her if she wanted tooth whotening to give him a call. Karl had called Susan. She went to meet him at a hall for a Bar Mitzvah. he wanted to know if she approved of the band and then the beand strted playing "their song". they danced just a little and he told her he never stopped loving her, she told him he was coward, to stay with Edie and that the band was good and she left. He went to see Susan, told her he was going to a motel, he called the wedding off because he's not in love with Edie. Admitted he was a coward. She invited him in. We see them on bed cuddling (the next morning) and he asked how Susan felt about them. she said she felt good and happy. the phone rang and it was edie. Karl said he will bring her juice. Susan questioned why she would call for juice after ripping her heart out and Karl admitted he was working on telling her, that he hadn't broken the engagement off yet. Susan got pissed and kicked him out. Julie was eating the whole time this was going on and seemed fed up by her parents. Mary Alice then says We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of, some of us have fallen for the wrong man -we see Susan thinking some have let go of the right woman -Mike sitting next to the woman in the theatre there are those who have humiliated their parents -Parker playing with the puppy and those who have failed their children -Gabby staring at Lily yes...we have all made mistakesthat diminish us and those we love -we see Bree bringing a dish to the table where Justin and Andrew are playing cards but there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow -Bree cutting a slice of the dessert |