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Episode 2x23 |
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Recap supplied by skf1 from Digital Spy - Many thanks
to her! The episode begins with Mary Alice talking about the neighbours moving in. Betty, is first. The episode flashbacks to 1 year ago in Chicago. We finally see Melanie Foster. (played by Marrisa Ramirez) Matthew breaks up with her and she insists on him meeting him. As she stands in the lumber yard we hear footsteps...It is Caleb!! Caleb tells Melanie he loves her and tries to kiss her. She calls him a freak and starts hitting him with a steel bar. He pulls it of her and whacks her once with it. She falls to the ground. Caleb rushes home covered in blood!! Return to present day - As Betty, tries to leave, the police pull up. ' Put your hands up' Betty and Caleb are arrested!! At the station, the police are interviewing Betty. They show her a picture of Melanie's body. Betty freezes. The body is covered in a jacket! It's not Caleb's. The jacket belongs to my other son! IT IS MATTHEWS!! We now flashback to when Matthew arrives. Melanie awakes. She explains what Caleb did. She tries blackmailing Matt into taking her back. He says no. She threatens to go to the police. He lifts the bar and repeating hits her!! 'leave-my-family-alone' We now see Danielle sleeping with Matthew standing over her!! Oh Danielle! Danielle needs to watch out and watch her tone, she is being rather feisty with him!! Danielle and Matthew return to Wisteria Lane in order to steal money. Bree has changed the combination.... Matthew slips home to get a sledgehammer, where he runs into Betty! ' You did it' She tells him she knows. Matthew doesn't seem to give a sh!t... He tells her one day he may forgive her. On his leaving she picks up the phone and dials 911............. SKIP TO BOTTOM FOR FINAL SCENE................ Throughout the finale we see Mary Alice meeting her neighbours in turn as they moved into Wisteria Lane. I really enjoyed this. I love seeing Brenda Strong on screen. It is clear she was the ringleader of the group!  Firstly she meets Susan. We flashback 14 years! In true Susan style, she gets herself locked in the removal truck! The start of a true friendship! (I loved the hair!!) Present Day - Susan blindfolds Julie and shows them her new home...It's a trailer on wheels!! lol As Susan washes down the trailer Tom comes over and asks Susan where Lynette is. Susan tells him she has no idea. As son as To walks away, She calls Lynnete. Susan and Mike's relationship appears to be returning to normality. They are getting on really well. Karl is not having any of this!! Karl spies Mike entering a jewellers. He realizes Mike is buying an engagement ring...for Susan! Karl is an annoying piece of sh!t. To out do Mike he buys 'his girls' a house. Mike arrives and this leads to a fun 'catfight' Susan is more interested in the ring while this is going on!! lol Mike has gone all cold on Susan again!....YAWN!! Just get it on already! Mike is pissed that Susan accepted the house. Mike goes off to see Susan's dentist (he chipped his tooth), Orson....What is Orson's secret? Orson asks him was he ever in prison? Mike says yes...this leads to a very strange conversation about prison hospitals...Mike is convinced he knows Orson. If I was Mike I wouldn't let him stick that needle in my mouth!! Very Strange!! 
Susan has invited Mike out for a romantic evening! He accepts....(well he appears to!!) Karl may finally be growing up! Susan and him have a heart to heart. Very tender. She asks him to sign the divorce papers as she is planning on proposing to Mike...awww Susan has everything all set. We see Mike leave...but a car is following him. SKIP TO BOTTOM FOR FINAL SCENE................ Gaby and Carlos! What can I say! We first see them, when Gaby enters wearing the cutest golfing outfit. Carlos informs her he wont be going as he has his community service scraping garbage of the interstate! eww All this time , he is standing in the window watching Ralph (the gardener) taking peeks at Xiao-Mei as she is bending over...Jealousy anyone?? While Gaby is at the golf course, a newsflash comes on TV. Someone has been killed on rt57 picking up garbage. They were struck by a car. He is Hispanic, but no further details will be released until the next of kin is informed. Gaby's cell phone rings...... Gaby rushes home and is greeted by a tired Xiao-Mei. 'He is dead' Xiao-Mei looking nervous replies 'Please don't kill him!' Gaby looks puzzled. Carlos is in the kitchen. It appears he paid Ralph to do his community service. Gaby notices Carlos is rather sweaty! Add that to she finds Xiao-Mei's torn panties! What is going on here!! We flashback to her arrival! Very revealing and very funny! Talk about being caught with your pants down!! lol Returning to the present day, Carlos has went cold on her in bed, Leaving Gaby very confused. Gaby is starting to get suspicious. At the hospital with Xiao-Mei, she asks the doctor , when he is down there, to look for a hymen...It's not there!! Xiao-Mei has now lost her virginity, but with whom!! We flashback to when Gaby's first encounter with John!! This was great to see and fantastic to see Jesse back on screen. I have missed him this season! Returning to the present, Gaby tries to trick Carlos and Xiao-Mei by setting baby monitors all over the house... ..At first She doesn't find out anything. Instead she picks up Lynette's! Then she finally hears them....talking about food! She gives up!! At Lynette's, Gaby and Susan are there. On Lynette's monitor, she finally hears it!! Xiao-Mei and Carlos are at it!! She runs straight home, kicking of her shoes! Peering through the window garage, she sea's them 'at it' in his car. You can see her pain... Xiao-Mei comes sneaking in. Gaby sitting on the stairs 'Have you finished with my husband?' A nervous Xiao-Mei nods. She locks the door and informs her she has a little project for her. Gaby and her begin throwing his clothes out into the garden. Carlos is begging Gaby to forgive him. In his defence, he does say that Gaby told him to have an affair. Gaby responds 'not with the person who is carrying our child.' Gaby tells him to get a lease, not an hotel...as he won't be back!! Xiao-Mei is ready to leave...'I can go now' 'Yes, YOU CAN GO AND START DINNER' LOL 'What?' 'You're not going anywhere while you have my baby in your belly!' Xiao-Mei mutters something nasty in Chinese. lol Gaby is taking a major stand! We first see Lynette following Susan's phone call. She is sitting poolside at a resort. It is obvious the kids are missing their father Mary Alice's flashback is hilarious!! She states they decided to make her a friend as they didn't want her as an enemy! lol. Tom and Lynette are arguing!! Lynette has just found out she is pregnant with twins! Tom never told her there was a history of twins in his family!! She brings the neighbours in on it!! They do look frightened!! lol Returning to present day. Lynette is trying to explain to the kids that her and Tom have split. They are going to move in with Lynette's mum. The kids are more interested in swimming! Bless! While she is trying to leave, Porter is adamant in wants to go swimming. Lynette refuses by blocking the door. What does Porter do? He climbs on the balcony ledge! He slips and falls with a panicked Lynette screaming. At the hospital, Tom arrives. He swears he is not having an affair...Here it comes... Lynette I have another child! I only just found out! I am not having an affair! Lynette punches him and he falls over! The child is an 11 year old girl named Kayla. Tom explains it was a one night stand with a lady called Nora, before he ever met Lynette. He didn't want her to know until he had a DNA test to ensure. The after scene is amazing. Lynette is in tears. She does decide to return home with Tom....Aww...Just wait for Nora to arrive!! LOL!! Tom has invited Nora and Kayla to visit, for Lynette to see! What have they let themselves in for!! Nora is a piece of work. She doesn't bring Kayla. Fantastic scene at the diner! Where Nora continues to raise her voice over child support...Lynette matches her and puts her in her place!! Lynette and Tom are now fretting over how to pay Nora off. Lynette comes up with a figure of $30,000 to buy her up. 'It will keep her out of our lives' Will it work?? Nora arrives and belittles Lynette. There is no love lost here! 2 major feisty ladies!! Nora informs them she has accepted their offer and has used the money to put down on a house...just 5 mins away!! lol Roll on season 3!!!
(This is a great scene!!) 'I don't want every Christmas turning
ugly, just because we don't get a long' Lynette replies..'Yes, that
would be a shame'Our first visit to Bree is in a flashback. This is hilarious! She goes and knocks on Mary Alice's door, because Andrew has stole her frog!! Wait until you see Susan's perm!! This is classic Bree!! She has never changed!! The kid playing Andrew, is Sean Pyfrom's little brother...The resemblance is amazing! Return to present day, Bree is still in the 'hospital'. There, she meets Orson...Susan's dentist. He is there visiting a friend. Could this be a new romance?? Surely not? He would have to be psycho!
Bree is having a hard time in therapy. Bree was hoping for medication. She doesn't want to open up! She just wants drugs!! Her therapist is rather creepy, just to add!! Bree receives a message from Betty informing her Matthew is guilty, and they need to rescue Danielle. On trying to leave she is stopped by Dr Creepy. She tries to explain the situation, but they don't believe her! Would you? lol They sedate her! Under her breath ' If anything happens to my daughter, I'll kill you... We flashback to a fun scene with Rex (great to see him!) and Bree at the pharmacy! Danielle has dyed her hair! Bree is furious! Dr Death (Williams) is in this scene!! lol Returning to the present day, Bree is tied done to the bed. She tries to get the orderly to loosen her straps. This is a horrible scene. He see's right through her. What an evil scene and a horrible man!! Following that Bree agrees to a session of therapy. He is still surprised that Bree lied about her daughter and the murderer...Bree plays along!! 'You seen right through that'? 'That's my job!' lol Picking her moment, she throws a little sand dish straight into his eyes and runs. She sets off the fire alarm and hides. Orson helps her. Bree has escaped! YAY! LOL SKIP TO BOTTOM FOR FINAL SCENE............ Zack goes to visit Paul in prison. Paul does his best in trying to convince Zack in asking Noah for money for his lawyer. He resorts to blackmail, after Zack says no! 'If you wont do it for me, Do it for your mother. After all she killed herself trying to protect you' What a bastard!! On visiting Noah, Noah refuses and informs Zack he will be removing him from his will. Noah tells him to get out. On reaching the door, an evil glance from Zach occurs... ...Zack decides to commit murder and switches of Noah's machine. Zacks plan has worked. He owns everything. Paul calls and Zack is not interested. Failing to inform him Noah has died, he tells him he won't be coming to visit. He gives the phone to the lawyer and tells him to get him a new phone with a new number... Final scenes and so much drama!!!! Bree arrives home and catches Danielle and Matthew. She tells her about Matthew. Danielle does not believe her! Bree covers the exit and refuses to move... 'Mum, please move On her refusal to move Matthew pulls a gun on Bree. Bree still refuses to move. Danielle is screaming for him to put the gun down...He continues to point it! 'Danielle get out of the house. He is a murderer. I'm serious go' Danielle continues to shout at Matthew. 'Stop it' 'Stop pointing that at my mother.' Bree is prepared to die to show Danielle who he really is... We hear glass breaking. Matthew falls to the ground...He has been shot in the heart by a sniper. Danielle is in hysterics. Bree holds her screaming daughter... Is this the beginning of a new relationship? Susan is still waiting for Mike who hasn't arrived. Mike steps out of a shop after buying flowers. He has a cheeky smile on his face. He steps of the kerb when a red car (the one that was following him' speeds up...It smashes straight into him throwing him in the air and over the back. We see Mike lying on the ground appearing to be dead. Who was driving? It was Orson!!! In the next scene, Susan is leaving Mike a message, believing she was wrong about him accepting the invitation. Oh Susan!! They're taking Matthew's body away and everyone is outside watching this Cue Mary Alice... This is the street where I used to live and these are the people with whom I shared my life -we see Susan I met them the day they moved in and I saw what they brought with them, beautiful dreams for the future -we see Gabby and Carlos and quiet hopes for a better life -Susan and Karl not just for themselves but for their children too -Tom and Lynette -we see Bree and Rex If I could, would I tell them what lies ahead? -Carlos and gabby would I warn them of the sorrow and betrayal that lie in store?...............No -Mary Alice walking outside From where I stand now I see enough of the rod to understand how it must be travelled -Betty and Caleb moving away "the trip is to keep moving forward to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying the journey that will be over too soon. Yes there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn't see coming, but that's really the point, don't you think?" The final words see Orson arriving on Bree's doorstep with flowers... 'Do you want to come in?' 'I'd love too' |