Episode 3x09
'Beautiful Girls'

US Airdate: 19-Sep-06
UK Airdate: 21-Feb 07

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The show starts with Mary Alice telling us that Susan never thought of herself as Cinderella and then 1 day her prince showed up and she realized her life had become a fairytale.
She said Susan would thank him and again, and we see Susan and Ian kissing and making love etc.. and then Mary Alice says "but castles don't run themselves" and there was a server next to the bed offering Susan tea. He introduced himself as Rupert and said he works Mr.Haisworth "that would be the man you slept with, in case names weren't exchanged" Susan tells Rupert she is Ian's girlfriend, he does not look impressed.
Ian walks out in a towel and Rupert says "I met your girlfriend" and he didn't seem pleased.
Rupert was leaving the room and said to Susan "you are aware there is a Mrs.Hainsworth?" and Susan said "yes, of course".

Ian was telling Susan that Rupert is really devoted to Jane and Susan says she would have to charm him and warm him up a little. Just them Susan bent over to get some clothes off the floor, while wrapped in a towel and rupert saw her rear, but Susan didn't see him.
Later Susan asks Rupert if he could find her a drawer to put some of her stuff, she will be spending more time there and says he will see lots more of her and he answered "hardly seems possible"
Later he tells her he found her a bureau but leads her to a room far away and it smells, he says the cat died in that room. She tells him to be nice and give her a chance, she is Ian's girlfriend. He tells her at best she is his mistress. She said she doesn't like that term and he asks if she'd prefer a consort, or gold digging whore.
He tells her Ian loves Jane, all jane's things are in the drawers, and he tells Susan she is a guest and a temporary one at that. he tells her that Ian didn't want her in the room where he keeps Jane's things.

Later Susan is staring at Jane's clothes and Ian walks in. She tells him that Jane has beautiful things. She tells Ian she feels like it's the 3 of them. She likes that they are close but that lately she feels there is a limit as to how far he will let her in.
They kiss and he tells her if he has room for both of them in his heart, he could make room in his bureau. (and he gives her a drawer in his bureau to put her stuff.)

Lynette

Mary Alice says that there are dangerous men who walk among us but that we have to give strangers reasonable doubt.

Tom and Lynette are at the [police staion telling them about Art but they say there isn't enough proof to press charges against him. Lynette gets upset and walks out.

Later Art brings Lynette back her plate and says he and Rebecca enjoyed the cake. He asked what she thought of his place and she tells him she didn't look around. he said "next time I'll give you a tour", just then Parker rund sout and yelling "Mr.Protector Man" and tells Lynette he wants to go play with his pinball machine again". Art looks at Lynette and says "I guess there is no need for that tour".

Tom said he was going to Mike's to help install shower bar and said he'll be a while. He oes to Mike's and Mike and Carlos are watching the football game and he joins them.

Lynette is with all the kids watching TV and she falls asleep. Parker goes out to play.
She wakes up and sees Parker is gone and she freaks. She knocks on Art's door, barges in and says she wants her son. he says he is not there. Lynette goes downstairs and it is empty. She tells him she knows what was down there and asks where all the games are? he tells her he was collecting them to donate them to the hospital. She says "did you donate the photos too?"
Then they see Parker is outside with Tom.

Later they called the hospital and they confirmed Art had donated toys.
Tom tells Lynette she needs to calm down. He tells her the supermarket experience affected her more than she realizes and she should perhaps see a therapist.
Lynette says "you're right, I need to talk to someone" and then she goes to speak with Mrs.McClusky.

Gabby

A guy Gabby knows asks her if she'll help out little girls with a pageant. She wasn't sure but then agrees.

She sees the girls and tells him it will be hard work, basically saying the girls weren't too hot The girls were trying and not doing well so she told them they needed attitude and to believe in themselves.
she orders them pizza and starts giving them unhealthy tips for modeling. She is telling them professional models do unbelievable things to stay skinny, like not eating pizza without having a finger for dessert, they smoke to kill their appetitie, take laxatives etc...
a little girl asked if you have to be skinny to be a model and she says "when's the last time you saw a fat person on a magazine cover?"
all the girls put the pizza back in the box.

Gabby gets told not to go back. The mother's complained because their daughters had started putting their finegrs' down their throats, smoking etc..

Gabby goes back and apologizes to the mothers and asks if she could have a second chance. She said she doesn't think she is better than they are, actually she envies them.
She tells them as much as she has helped the girls, they have helped her too.

Edie

Edie was at Mike's and telling him he only had enough money to pay 1 bill etc..
he was staring outside and the investigators were out in their car. he went to see them, 1 sarcastically starts telling him he needs his car fixed but Mike can't do it cuz he has no tools etc.. and Mike tells him to leave him the hell alone.

Edie is talking to him but he isn't paying attention. he opens a storage place and we see the toolbox.

Carlos shows up and says "what's up brother?" , Mike is realk confused and Carlos tells him they used to be best friends. He tells Mike his condo is being renovated and he needs a place to stay for 2-3 months and he'll help pay 1/2 the utility bills and rent. Mike says "how can I say no to my best friend?"

While Tom, Mike and Carlos were watching the football game Mike asked them how he used to be? He wants Carlos to answer "seeing we were best friends" and Tom looks real confused. lol
Carlos says he was always mysterious and quiet.

Bree

Orsen's mom is upset that Bree locked the liquor cabinet because she can't have any with the neds she is taking. She tells them she went from 1 jail to another, because she didn't like teh food Bree was serving her either, it wasn't the same as the others in the family due to her cholestorol and stuff.
Bree was trying to stay calm through all of this telling her she is trying to please her best she can.
Orsen's mom tells him to buy her a house, he says he can't afford it and she says he can't afford not to.

Later we see Edie showing them a house. Bree not imprssed with the house or the neighborhood. Tells Orsen it's all whores and junkies, and he says "we'll apologize to them later". bree refuses and says she is staying with them.

Back at the house Bree wants to take her dinner up to her but Andrew says he'll go and he rushes up to bring it to her. She was finishing a bottle of wine. Bree walked in and got upset and told Andrew she would talk to him later.

Orsen tells his mom that if she is going to stay there she has to obey the rules. she said she doesn't obey them, she makes them.
Bree wondering what's going on and Orsen's mom goes off...she starts telling Bree that she doesn't know half of what he's done. Says he cheated on Alma, broke Alma's heart and hers too, all for Monique. She continues saying Monique got around, he cheated on Alma and was peeved when his whore cheated on him.
Orsen got real upset and his mom looked at him and said "what are you going to to me that hasn't been done already"

Bree runs out and Orsen tries to get her but she is too fast. he closes the door and is upset.
We just see Orsen and his mom looking angrily at each other...

Later Bree, really upset, tells Orsen that they saw that woman at the morgue on their wedding night and he pretended not to know her. He tells her there were 2 women before her, 1 vanished and the other 1 was killed.
He says "you don't understand" and she says "that's all I need to understand"
She tells him that she packed his things and wants him gone. He says "I love you" and Bree turns to him and says " I know and it scares the hell out of me"

Mary Alice ends with:

"Dangerous men walk among us and we can't always be sure of who they are or what secret they hide"
-we see Orsen leaving and Bree staring out the window at him

"But once our worse suspicions are confirmed we can take action"
-Mrs.mcClusky on teh phone

"Once their agendas are revealed, we can take steps to protect ourselves and those we love"
-Susan takes something out of her drawer (in Ian's room) in front of Rupert

"Yes....dangerous men can cause great harm"
-Mike driving, stops, gets out, gets the toolbox and starts digging a place to bury it
-the investigator shows up and sees Mike and says "I'll take those"
"but sometimes the greatest danger they pose is to themselves"